The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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