so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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