Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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