Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Randomize
