I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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