Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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