i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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