it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just had sex on a roof
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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