i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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