why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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