So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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