I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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