He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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