are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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