Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
