found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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