Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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