I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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