So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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