when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
