i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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