What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
it's like iHOP with fire
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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