This is not my ceiling
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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