Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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