I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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