im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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