i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm like, not good at living.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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