She's JV to your varsity
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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