small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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