i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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