I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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