i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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