She is in my trunk
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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