Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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