How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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