I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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