So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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