you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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