i already hear my dad disowning me
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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