We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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