Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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