Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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