he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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