But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
