We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Randomize
