I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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