Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize
