Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize
