so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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