So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Oh god it's open bar.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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