two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
