Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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