DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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