What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
