they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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